June 12, 2015
I got another e-mail from my dating site. I looked at his picture and absolutely approved. Cute, nice build, family man, attorney.
We were meeting at his gated community for dinner in his clubhouse. He asked me what kind of car I drove (Lexus) and I asked him what he drove (Mercedes) as we were going to look for each others cars.
This guy was 15 minutes late. Why? Because he was waiting to get a $15,000 retainer from a new client. Really? He couldn't text me to tell me he'd be late?
He drives up in his brand new black Mercedes and right away I almost vomited. He was AT LEAST 30 years older than his picture (I would say about 80) so fat, could hardly walk, and had long hairs coming out of his nose and ears.
Being the nice person I am, I thought I would go to dinner with him and then leave. He was busy all during dinner putting his phone directly in front of his eyes (he couldn't see) and kept showing me pictures of him as a lifeguard when he was in his 20's. Then I found out he had only been divorced for 3-1/2 weeks. Ordering dinner, I wanted the salmon but he wanted me to get the crab cakes. So I got the crab cakes. By the way, he got the salmon and couldn't stop raving about how delicious it was.
Leaving the restaurant, he asked me to hold his leather bag. I asked him why it was so heavy. He informed me due to the work he does, he always carries a loaded gun with him. Really? In the gated community where he lives with the restaurant on the second floor? Then he proceeded to take it out and show me. No thank you.
He asked me if I would like to go back and see his home (NO!) and I left. The next day he called me and told me that a classy lady like me should have called and thanked him for dinner. I wanted to tell him yes, I am classy which is why I didn't tell you what a liar you were on your profile. Another jerk bites the dust....
